Best tweets from the Holy Terror live tweeting
So my mum likes to tell this story of when I played the angel Gabriel in a nativity play. Apparently I was about 7 and while I was meant to be standing all serene and angelic in the background, I got into some kind of fist fight with another angel.
My mum calls it an embarrassment.
I call it committing to the role
Remember that time the 12th doctor tried to take the TARDIS
headcannon in which that was actually 12 playing a joke on his past self
or he wanted to see donna again
All us Gleeks make fun of Glee and bash on it but in reality I think we’re all scared of how much it actually means to us
#it’s a problem #we love it so much and we just want it to be the best it can possibly be #it’s like a friend who has so much potential and can be absolutely amazing but it keeps fucking up #it’s frustrating #and you yell but it’s because you care
What Actually Happened in 9x09
In which Cas figures out who “Ezekiel” really is, and pops in just in time to stop him. Gadreel leaves Sam and Kevin is totally fine and everyone is happy and nothing hurts.
Zoomed out while taking a picture of my Christmas tree
[ CHRISTMAS INTENSIFIES ]
So as soon as I get home I take my clothes off and lock myself in my room
but today my asshole little brother decided to barge in and he saw my tattoo
(my dad doesn’t know about it) and he threatened to tell my dad
Being the makeup junkie that I am, I ran to my makeup trunk and pulled out 2 concealers, brown eye shadow, bb cream, and powder foundation and went to work
I came out and he was like “That was Sharpie? You’re so lame.”
Joke’s on you motherfucker.
1Night 2Last 3Ever Presents:
Man I Feel Old: Who Sang This Song?
do you know what this is? this is a CHEESE SLICER.
AND WE DON’T GET WHY THE REST OF THE WORLD DON’T WANT TO USE OUR BRILLIANT INVENTION
WE HATE THE FACT THAT OTHER COUNTRIES CUT CHEESE WITH A KNIFE, POOR PEOPLE, YOU MUST BE STRUGGLING SO MUCH NO WONDER THERE’S STILL WARS TO BE FAUGHT
WHAT IF YOU CUT TOO MUCH AND THE SLICE IS TOO THICK?? OR TOO THIN AND IT’S NOT ENOUGH??
THE PROBLEMS WOULD’VE BEEN SOLVED WITH A FUCKING CHEESE SLICER COME ON PEOPLE
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
shit i knew it was him before i opened the gif
*slow building applause*